Make Mine a Double

posted by Hilary on Apr 6

Well with two Bank holidays coming up I thought I’d prepare for the the predictable cures over the next couple of days, some daft some common sense.

Look I’m not going to patronize you by saying ‘the only cure is not to drink’ yeah yeah yeah does help after the event NO OK!

Right then
1) Eat a bag of skips,the strong prawn flavour removes that manky taste you always have in your mouth and the salt tastes good
2) Ice cold Dr Pepper laying down so stop the fainting and head rushes. right ready to move….two options

3) option a
Bert’s Banana
1. Get yourself up to the supermarket. Or prepare the day before.
2. Buy a banana, a pint of milk and a small jar of runny honey.
3. Cut up the banana, blender with the milk and a spoonful
or two of honey.
4. Mix it all up into a nice milkshake.
5. Drink.

3) option b
Morning-after Bloody Mary
Yes i know this is the last thing you need but seriously it does work
Stuff
1 tsp thick horseradish sauce (optional)
1 handful ice cubes (or frozen cherry tomatoes)
1 shot vodka
1 squeeze lemon juice
100ml tomato juice
4-5 dashes Worcestershire sauce
2-3 drops Tabasco sauce
1 slug medium sherry (Optional)
freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 celery stick
I’ll make it easy as know the hard thing is just getting the stuff together. Chuck together with ice and serve up with a couple of paracetamol.